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I'm not fluent in sarcasm, but I speak it at a conversational level. Probably more liberal than you think. I exhibit normal tweet activity.

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

Plum, my lady
Plum plum, my lady
They were in the ice box
Super
Tasty

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@TradingwithPhil @RepWalorski Based on what? The fact that no one died in traffic accidents before this?

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@AkivaMCohen @abbaleh Remember when we thought that Trump hired the worst lawyers?

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@huntthesnark @BadLegalTakes @Popehat At the time it was written, that was actually the case.

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@KT_So_It_Goes Unless you spend your whole day on twitter, in which case it's a coin toss.

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@BobDylan530 @mattyglesias I also don't like the fact that he wrote the Battle of Morannon and the destruction of the ring as two separate sections, rather than cutting back and forth between them, building both to a climax at the same time.

I think the movie did it better.

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@RadahnTheGOAT @mattyglesias Lord of the Flies.

Now, if you want to say that Lord of the Rings was the most *influential* novel published that year (or decade. Or possibly century) then you'd be on much firmer ground.

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@RadahnTheGOAT @mattyglesias The Lord of the Rings wasn't even the greatest novel published that year.

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@Cpo10za @sarahjeong @darth Not sure how you can regulate them, sadly. Most of the ones I get are scams and it's a safe bet that many of them are coming from outside the US.

My cell provider correctly identifies about half of them as spam.

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@brokenPrime @RadioFreeTom @EdwardGLuce @MSNBC I was just thinking about Biden's "gaffe" when, during the Obama Administration, he came out in favor of gay marriage. This was, IMHO, a trial balloon and not a gaffe (this was also not foreign policy involving a super-power, so maybe not relevant).

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@OPJelloBear @adam_wola @disolis You are correct. After thinking about it, my response is more what you would expect from a four year old.

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@wmsrite @adam_wola @disolis They flew in on the Batplane, obviously.

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@AriCohn I guess we are going to get that student loan forgiveness one way or the other.

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@MarshaBlackburn Lack of food hurts children. What is your position on feeding children via, say, school lunches?

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@Stonekettle I know it's tempting to take a shot every time something goes wrong for Alex Jones, but please drink responsibly.

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@AriCohn @bdomenech @LucasKunceMO Clearly his position on this issue has evolved.

Pray it does not evolve further.

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@greg_doucette We are going to need some pics to be sure.