Let there be spite

#Exevangelical revisiting the #bible as an #agnostic #atheist. I post jokes/questions about #christianity, #religion, & #politics. I hate dogma but love cats.

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1 Samuel 25:1 - “Now Samuel died, and all Israel assembled and mourned for him, which is strange because this is the 1st book of *Samuel* and we still have the 2nd book to get through and I’m already dead. Who is narrating all of this?”

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@LindseyGrahamSC Not sure if joke in poor taste or legitimate new attempt at bootlicking. The GOP is beyond parody.

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@metrostalker68 @SergSurpreme @assassinscreed @elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft It’s “negative feedback” like this, which can mostly be summed up as “WhY UbIsOfT rUiN mY gAmE WiTh bLaCk pEopLe?!”

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@MyElectricAdv @assassinscreed @elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft Not sure if it’s sadder that Elon pays people to play games for him so he can claim to be a top ranked gamer or that you’re stupid and gullible enough to believe him.

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@SwimminginCrcle @assassinscreed @elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft It’s hilarious you dopes still think interns run social media accounts.

Yeah, some unpaid college kid is running accounts for a company with millions of followers is dunking on Elon Musk and the company has no idea.

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@Grummz @assassinscreed @elonmusk @Ubisoft He’s not gonna have sex with you, Grummz…

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@sKorchDaddy @elonmusk @farzyness Epstein had *14 phone numbers* connected to Donald Trump in his black book…

*Fourteen*

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@elonmusk @farzyness “Jon is too set in his ways. He used to be more bipartisan.”

So…he was bipartisan and now he’s not? So he *has* changed his views?

Sounds like you’re just afraid to chat with someone who disagrees with you.

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@DOGE Source: “Just trust us, bro. Why would we lie to you?”

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@LAPanagoulia @DOGE @elonmusk Quit asking for handouts. Pull on those bootstraps harder.

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@uxarchitect @electricfutures @jacklyn11720 @DOGE “Criticizing those in power means you are unpatriotic and don’t care about your country.”

Man, imagine George Washington and Thomas Jefferson hearing the “true patriots” are the ones who don’t question a South African billionaire circumventing congress.

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@pamdebear632 @electricfutures @DOGE “They’re uncovering fraud.”

What fraud. Tell us. Write out in simple terms the bullet point list of fraud they’re uncovering.

Cutting programs isn’t uncovering fraud. If you don’t like USAID? Fine, but the organization is not “Fraud.”

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@The_Kyle_Mann Did Tim Walz say this or is this supposed to be funny on its own…what’s the joke

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@dinosaur_dapper @AiG Omg I’m so sorry. I forgot.

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@pyrtbilly The most anticipated sequel about partying, hijinks, and death since Weekend at Bernie’s 2

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@DennisConroy16 @Rightanglenews @Timcast But Lincoln and Trump are both Republicans and nothing has changed in the past 160+ years in politics. Same party values. Basically the same person except for Lincoln’s giant hat 🎩

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@RealScottRitter @NonaMamulashvi @I_Katchanovski Scott Ritter with the “I know you are but what am I” mic drop.

An insult pulled straight from his tinder dating pool.

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@RealScottRitter @bec_juniper @GeeDawg55975157 @TB_JD92 But no TRUE SCOTSMAN would (blank)!!!

You’re like a sentient, walking textbook of logical fallacies. It’s incredible watching you blather on through every single one like you’re playing awful debate bingo.

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@RealScottRitter @ivy_wylder @teethcrypt Omg 😂 “uh maybe it’s YOU that are the sicko because you’re so interested in my sex life”

I guess your actions with underage girls makes more sense because your comebacks are straight out sophomore year in high school.

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@TakeThatDarwin If a creationist brings up the 2nd law of thermodynamics, follow these easy steps.

1) ask them what the 2nd law is (they will always forget closed vs open system)

2) ask them what the other laws state (they will never know the others and will not be aware the 0th exists)