Tex-Lex

shut the hell up you damn ass whore

[Tex-Lex @lexa_rangler]

Things aren't so bad

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

Disney Adult: Our anniversary is actually on Walt's birthday ❤️ We like to book the Mickey and Minnie suite because it's extra special 😏

Hannah-Barbera adult: So Tex Avery's listed as the director of this episode but if you look at Tom's hands I'm pretty sure Irv did this cut,

[resean rodriguez @hashnoxy]

when the mac n cheese touches the bbq chicken 🤤🤤

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[shay / juicy 🍉 | CAROL CAROL | #FreePalestine @jui_cyapple]

I’m really pissed that looney tunes fans didn’t like this show at all when it first initially came out when I was a day 1 lover of this series since I was a kid.

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

Basically this whole video

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

I worked 140 hours in the last two weeks but I have to go to a party tonight because if you say no too many times you stop having friends

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[‏ب @neferlitty]

i love this because a few years ago people were talking about "u don't owe anyone anything" and now everyone is talking about how hard it is to make friends as an adult, but they don't see the correlation and that's why they're mad at this video

[shea // mistymari ceo @hereticbarbie]

no one ever wants to hang out anymore like ik everyone is tired cuz of work and school but like why can't we just sit and watch tv and make occasional commentary or smth. bring back the casual hang not everything has to be A Thing

[ᴋɪᴋɪ 🫒🌿 「VNymph」 @kikiiivt]

Being 25 (almost 26) means that
- the people my age are still making up lost time from covid
- the people who are older than me aren't sure they wanna settle down
- the people younger than me are fundamentally different.

We are in, arguably, one of the hardest times to settle down and find someone we feel we can trust. It literally feels like I'm a fish out of water.

[jimmy, holodomor advocate! @tuffluffjimmy]

Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

remember the tina belcher craze of 2013. it really felt like she would have the staying power of a bart simpson or a spongebob but then after a year everyone just peeled the stickers off their laptops in unison

[sage @zoloftbabee]

why is stewie betraying the family

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

having to keep a kitchen you use daily clean is basically like 12 nine elevens every hour of your life

[beautiful perfect angel @sincereposting]

every time a coworker asks how old i am and i say i’m 29 i see them visibly get scared (they’re all fresh out of school) (life doesn’t turn out the way you think it will) (we work at a respectable white collar place and they look at me like i’m lost in life) (i am)

[debbie 🍄🍄 @thesimplejoys]

Every time I sew, I get to remember my absolute disdain for the people who destroyed Joann. I don’t want to wait 3-7 days for elastic, I want get in my car and drive to a place that has too bright lights, clutter everywhere and the sweetest ladies at the cutting table.

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, in fact, I do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.

[Lip @VVilk_]

@bradyycore Millenials are cringe ❌
Gen Z is cringe ❌
Every generation is cringe ✅