Alex Edge

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

@hazza_chaz @craigherman 😂

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

.@wiltscouncil, we had reason to call the dog warden today (found a lost dog), and she was brilliant - timely, knowledgeable, and kept the dog's best interests at heart throughout. Thank you.

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Funny how the term ‘dad bod’ has been completely normalized and accepted but ‘mom bod’ isn’t and YET the moms are the ones sacrificing their bodies to grow and birth and breastfeed those babies. But women are expected to bounce back and be thin but dad bods are accepted fully.

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

@neighbours Drag him out of the car and drop kick him into next week as he is irritating AF

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

@DWFireControl #teampanda

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

Catching up on #Gladiators and the one thing that has to be said about this series is the kids in the audience need to up their game and put some more effort in with their signs. Some of them are absolute crap

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

When all else fails, eat a whole packet of Jammy Dodgers

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Is it just the way my mind works or does anyone else find it a bit weird on the kids programme Dog Squad when the dogs frequently declare "Big Dog Energy!"?

I definitely hear/think something else when they say it...😳

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

So pleased Purdy's left over specialist cat food is being taken by Cat Watch Wilts for the kittens they currently have ❤️🐾

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

Where the fuck is Susan when you need her? #Neighbours

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@DWFireControl @RBFRSofficial Goodbye Lizzie! You're amazing. X Be safe! 🚒🔥

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

Brekkie
Chillax
Hollibobs
Hun
Innit
Din-dins
All things (as in "join us when we'll be talking all thing Eastenders")
Huzzah
Picky tea
"Watch this space"
"Starter for ten"
Movie instead of fil
"Take out" instead of takeaway

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

Well done, Shirley 👏, let's hope your service now act on the report... 😶

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

Carla - " I've got a factory to run"

Oh really? You've never fucking mentioned it 🙄

#Corrie

[Hampshire & Isle of Wight Fire & Rescue Service @HantsIOW_fire]

#Portsmouth firefighters transformed @Cosham23 into a festive grotto.

Children from Queen Alexandra Hospital were invited for an afternoon of entertainment and an opportunity to meet Santa!

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

Getting old is...watching Home Alone and thinking it just would have been cheaper to let them rob the place

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

In 2 weeks and 6 days I'll have a 1 year old...🤯

In 3 weeks I'll have a 48 year old... Double 🤯

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

Waking up in London next level tired and hungover is giving me serious brand conference flashbacks

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

20 mins spent cuddling the Dyson was time well spent so I could then vacuum the living room without Joseph flipping out 🤣

[Alex Edge @lexedge]

What a day. One exhausted little Joseph 🐻 fast asleep in bed. Time for a much needed glass of wine and Purdy cuddle.

RIP MH🕊