tardigrade

I yam that I yam

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@kaica1sss @fireflowde @137Force it's kink- nobody with actual incontinence is taking a picture of themselves in the soiled diaper and posting it to social media unless they're getting off on it.

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@joseethebum @Based_SpaceGoji are you serious? do you know there's people in prison right now because they knocked another man down in a bar fight and the impact of their head hitting the floor killed them? and that's just falling from a standing position!

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@anishmoonka people who do this are arrogant and selfish. they devastate entire families for what? bragging rights? Francys (sleeping beauty) and her husband Sergei had an 11 year old son. I can't imagine how angry he is that they knowingly risked death and left him forever for this.

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@TeeJBoris @LauraRbnsn show your face :)

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@basicallyabush helloooo pls call me :(

[hyper-dan @dantheworId]

quaxly é para os gays gecqua é para as bichas

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@DLyus38866 @lanabeesfw K. google LA protest, Philadelphia, and Minneapolis if you think we're not literally doing that. now what? fucking ignoramus

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“this 97 year old diner still serves their coke the old fash-“

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@Crabpeople66 @filmsbratz Dude, look in the mirror. Talk to women in real life. Reflect on why everyone is reacting so negatively to you instead of playing victim. Actually talk to Jesus and preach love instead of pretending you do lol. GoD bLeSs

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@Crabpeople66 @filmsbratz Men who go out of their way to say, "Not my type!" when they see a beautiful woman when no one asked give off a terrible impression, and yes, people will make negative assumptions about you. Is this actually surprising? You completely brought this on yourself.

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@Crabpeople66 @filmsbratz Your first response to seeing a beautiful woman is to go out of your way to comment how unimpressed you are. You're either a reactionary and need to get offline, or you're rotting your brain with fake images and need to get offline. Either way, get offline and go hug your mother

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@Crabpeople66 @filmsbratz pls stop watching AI porn. next time you are around real humans actually look with your eyes at the beauty around you and appreciate how beautiful people can be without comparing them or seeking out flaws. your brain is getting deep fried.

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@GlobeFarrah I work for an in-home caregiving agency and we will just straight up refuse cases where grown men try to elope or have extreme behavioral issues related to their dementia, because we know care in the home just won’t work for them. facility care is the best/only option sometimes

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@UltraDane the difference is you’re talking about other humans. not fucking reptiles. I help manage a caregiving agency where black woman are
accused of stealing by old white people CONSTANTLY. The items almost always turn up days later, simply having been misplaced.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Holding up a free Palestine sign in 1995

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

how I feel when one of my girls decides to bring her bf out for the night but he just drinks bud lite and knows the words to pink pony club

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

that Orangutan could ruin everybody night if he feel like it. they lucky he just vibing wit his grapes.

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@ElectricSheep_Z @lindynap the biggest reason I love my caregiving job is because it’s mostly mexicans, asians, and black women. I can relate to nearly every single one of them because I actively seek to connect and can easily find ways to do so because I’m a human being

you closed minded simpleton.

[valerie @appleeater5000]

in another life i would have really liked just smoking crack and listening to fleet foxes with you

[tardigrade @lexiedubs]

@300mirrors have… have you guys never seen 2 actors who play lovers in a movie on a press tour?? like. this is what actors do and always have done. they are BOTH doing this 1. because they’re clearly comfortable with each other and 2. they’re literally being paid to sell the chemistry

[Elle 🛸 @krrrolow]

This hits hard.