lex and the city

uncanny valley girl • my house !! my rules !!

[lex and the city @leximaegan]

Can I be honest……… this was some good casting I’m sorry but Izzy!!!!! We NEED her back…. Izzy fields if you can hear us…. #bb28

[AlexBBSurvivor🏠🏝️ #Survivor49 @AlexBBSurvivor]

We had no idea they was about to play in our faces with that god awful cast #BB28

[lex and the city @leximaegan]

@CBSBigBrother girl this is not love island!!!! Get these people outta here!!!

[bb spoiler fan @bbspoilerfan]

Drew seems the type lmao #bb28

[Delilah @bb_delilah3]

@AmanAdwin It’s a really young cast too which is surprising to me because arguably the four biggest characters from last season(Keanu, Rachel, Morgan and Vince) were all over 30

[lex and the city @leximaegan]

All young people and fucking dee from survivor is there….pack it up we can try again next year

[Sharon Tharp @sharontharp]

Here's a thread of #BB28 houseguests as they are being revealed today!

First up:

Name: Ashley Trail
Age: 24
Hometown: Alton, IL
Current City: Chicago, IL
Occupation: Bartender

[t3mple @catyufan]

my father once said this:

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The bag of Gummy bears when you leave them in a hot car

[🕸 @windinthemeadow]

A lot of women claim to be bi because womens boodes are so inherently sexualised in every facet our society, it's inescapable, some women have a pavlovian response but would never actually have a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman.

[Manu 🇵🇸 @Cocuto_]

Watching more movies so I can understand Minions & Monsters better

[lex and the city @leximaegan]

*sees a beautiful woman* “omg she’s a man and also a thot” … what is wrong with men

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

gay son thot daughter alt sister all in one

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

a page from the “Codex Seraphinianus,”by Luigi Serafini

[Gravel Lover @IHeartGravel]

I've found that I have a love for big complicated networks of colorful tubes

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

FOR BREAKFAST WE’LL DO SOMETHING COOL, LIKE HAVE A CIGARETTE AND THEN, LIKE, A BAR OF CHOCOLATE. AND LUNCH IS USUALLY SOMETHING COOL LIKE A CIGARETTE AND TWO OR THREE BOTTLE OF RED WINE AND THEN LIKE A BOWL OF HEAVY CREAM. AND THEN DINNER IS SOMETHING HEALTHY LIKE 4 OR 5 SAUSAGES

[👽🎏 creepy paper 🐾 @sleepy_gills]

brandy is iconic and i think she might vape

[こみすん @pasta_ssn]

休憩する魚

[Catherine Curzon @MadameGilflurt]

This is a hammer-headed bat and he’s magnificent. I will not be taking any questions on the matter of his magnificence. Thank you.

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this