lexie

NAR/SRNA 💉🩺 she/her

[lexie @lextay5]

Asking my patients who have been married 50+ years what the secret is 🧵🪡

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

security carrying me out of my patient's room after i matched his energy

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Siblings can grow up in the same home, but have completely different experiences of their childhood and their parents.

Here's why:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And yet y’all still voted against raising the minimum wage

[lexie @lextay5]

@KimKardashian I want to see one of the kardashians work as a waitress at Cracker Barrel’s on a Sunday morning

[lexie @lextay5]

@Least_ordinary Yes.

[Yo Gabba Gabbagool @djnickdavis_]

Made me laugh

[lexie @lextay5]

Nice person trying to make conversation: so how’s school going?
Me: oh it’s rough, real rough. It’s a lot of work
Person: isn’t it what you wanted to do though?
Me: oh yeah it’s great I love school it just sucks ya know

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Siblings can grow up in the same home, but can have completely different experiences of their childhood and views of their parents.

HERE’S WHY 🧵:

[⋆ @prettiestavenue]

the female urge to be a coffee shop/bookstore owner and a florist all at the same time

[lexie @lextay5]

Me whispering to Lu: do you want pizza?
Lu whispering back: no I want cereal

[trash jones @jzux]

toyota rav 4 is short for toyota ravioli the fourth

[lexie @lextay5]

@_lottie756 Usually it’s because I make her ride in the cart when she wants to walk. If I’m by myself it’s too hard to let her wander around so I throw her in the cart

[lexie @lextay5]

Me pushing the grocery cart and shopping while my daughter throws a level 5 tantrum and everyone in the store is staring at us

[lexie @lextay5]

Bone apple teeth

[i like food @messedupfoods]

dino nugget chicken parmesan

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

You’re in her DM’s, I’m in the medroom smashing a pill with a Vocera because someone keeps moving the pill crusher.

We are not the same.