lexx luthor

wham, bam, thank you ma’am.

[Georgina Rose 🌌 @daatdarling]

This mercury retrograde was actually so evil, the worst one we’ve experienced in a long time.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[ARCHANGEL @archangelcdj]

I usually don’t give energy into acknowledging retrogrades but this one has been fucking crazy. Who else feels fucking crazy? Something shifted.

[katie @joolswhore]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PROMOTE THIS LIKE THIS???? DISNEY I WILL FUCKING GET YOU FOR THIS MY HEART RATE IS 5 MILLION!!! I NEARLY FAINTED AT WORK I CANNOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW I AM SUING FOR DAMAGES

[Z . @RalphyPretty]

4 in the morning, it still hasn’t moved

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Never met a nigga funnier than me

[lauren @laurenashastro]

very sexy of me keeping my cool during the astrology of july

[des. @destineetaylor_]

this retrograde tore my ass tf up

[washed @tacticalfraudd]

how life's been lately

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

i just want the universe to know that this retrograde, i heard you! 😂😂😂😂

[Kay @KaylarWill]

The entire July, actually 😊

[fawn @fawnncel]

okay. jokes over. when do i stop feeling so fucking terrible

[Meg @heirmeg]

retrograde over in 2 days yall don’t kys just hold on we almost through 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😩

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Thinking like this will actually save you

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

you put a wingless pad on before bed, and will wake up to find it stuck to the ceiling. my god.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Quiet on the creek means shut the fuck up before you scare the fish away

[𝓐𝓗 @loveinfewwords]

you ate that.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am