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[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

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[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

@curaffairs there have been a number of “last straws” for me with NYT, but I think the article framing the Epstein emails from the perspective of nostalgia for New York’s lost party scene did me in.

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

@groypergreen07 White cis males make up the majority of shooters, OP.

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

@TheUnHeard_One @GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump Bro it’s called the ARMY national guard. They wear the same stuff

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

@GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump Well we wouldn’t expect a 5 time draft dodger to give a shit about the military.

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

These diabetes meds are a century old. There’s no RND for insulin. These drugs are PURE PROFIT

[RobertFSchmidt @robertfranciss2]

@charise_lee I admit I'm not familiar with her personal situation. HOWEVER ultimately price caps are terrible idea because pharmacutical companies will cut back on researching future wonder drugs since it severly hinders their ability to recover cost of research & development.

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

@BernieSanders @AOC

Come to Louisiana. We badly need the morale boost. Have you forgotten southern dems?

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

The idea that America should be run like a business and be profitable while not looking at the DOD or USDA at all, and only cutting programs that he deems “too woke” is too stupid to believe. Countries don’t run a profit and don’t have shareholders.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If the federal spending deficit is not fixed, America will go bankrupt

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

Therapy isn’t enough —I need to spank my parents’ bare asses with a leather belt.

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

@Walmart I parked in your lot to pick up groceries and didn’t notice the online order pickup sign on that side of the lot. Came out with $150 in groceries and my car on a tow lift. Was extorted $160 cash only after paying money for my items. Insane to tow paying customers!

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

We did our wedding photos at @WaffleHouse #neworleans

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

Service industry privilege is getting kicked out of the bar after @JudeLawOfficial because you know every bartender.

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

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[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

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[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

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@nolafamilymag love this clearly AI-generated cover photo on this month’s issue. Can’t afford stock photos, now?

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

@SimplyOrgFoods I go through a lot of paprika in my household. Paprika is dried and powdered bell peppers, so why does mine have BUGS IN IT despite being in a sealed jar?? Yikes!

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

Longtime graphic designer and infographic creator for urban planning projects. @AdobeExpress helped me create a data-centered infographic fact sheet in a fraction of the time it takes to do the same thing in illustrator. My only suggestion is they add more graph types!

[birdie @lezbian_wineMom]

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