Me *spends 40 minutes imagining the world under attack by South American animals and whether we'd call it the Alpacalypse or Llamageddon*
Wife: and that's what happened at work today
Me: That's so interesting
jorts are truly the solution to all life's problems
rough day? buy a nice pair of jorts
stressed at work? rock those jorts, pal
significant other leave you? jorts
spiraling into a deep depression from which there seems to be no return? you guessed it: jorts