lhedger

Yay for words, root beer, running, polka, bad jokes and angry dinosaurs. Back at IU doing stuff and learning things with @IUComm.

[shing yin khor @sawdustbear]

it is demoralizing to know that you are a website's product but really energizing to know that you can be a really terrible product

[lhedger @lhedger]

@joesoria

[Mark Elliott @markmobility]

You know we've lost our way when it's legal for armed, masked men to threaten people trying to vote but it's illegal to give voters a drink of water.

[pj @pjayevans]

(not sure what capitalism is) i know , it sucks. i hate when letters get big

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Darth Vader's voice will now be recreated by artificial intelligence. The computer that does it looks awesome, other than that small, unprotected vent leading straight to its core.

[lhedger @lhedger]

@ChanningKing So, you are endorsing the Flintstone timeline.

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

Really amazing photos from @NASA asteroid team

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

when i say i want to be a housewife, this is what i mean

[lhedger @lhedger]

Niece, age 5: I'm going to meditate until I explode!

Me: Are you sure you're doing it right?

Niece: I'm going to meditate lava into the house!

Me: What if you meditated the lava into the pool instead?

Niece: No way! Then it would be too hot to swim!

Solid logic.

[lhedger @lhedger]

@joesoria 🎶🎶🎶

[lhedger @lhedger]

He's running!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Jared Kushner criticizes Desantis’s flight of migrants to MV: “We have to remember that these are human beings, they’re people, so seeing them being used as political pawns is very troubling to me.”

[lhedger @lhedger]

Once-in-a-lifetime was the whole point

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

‘Once-in-a-lifetime’: Rameses II-era burial cave found in Israel https://t.co/uA40BcVhwJ

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

super mario galaxy for holodeck

[lhedger @lhedger]

@joesoria Capt. Skipper Zipp ordered all and he meant *ALL* of the finest potato chips and pork chops

[lhedger @lhedger]

Shopping list of words or phrases I can't pronounce:

rural juror (no one can)
brewery
peculiar
peculiarity (omg, end me)
corduroy blazer

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

NYTimes/CNN 1941: In what was billed as a response to the Pearl Harbor attack, President Roosevelt made a partisan attack against fascism, refusing to extend an olive branch to the domestic right-wing America First movement who has sided with Hitler.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” She had three goddamn seconds and achieved immortality with it. It’s called acting, motherfucker.