Lia Werner

[Lia Werner @lia_werner]

lol just dad things 💕

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

That fly is an American hero.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

LGBTQ rights aren't up for debate. There shouldn't be two sides here. My love doesn't harm you. You know what's harmful? Being denied housing, employment, or legal entry to the hospital your spouse is rushed to. We can debate pineapple on pizza. We won't be debating civil rights.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

shut—and i cannot stress this enough—the fuck up

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

Whenever I hear that schools can’t force students to wear masks I remember that time I got sent to the principal’s office for a skirt that was shorter than my fingertips. I guess “indecent” or “distracting to boys” is more important than “slow the spread of a global pandemic.”

[Forbes @jackcforbes]

We’ve all been inside for three months you fucking dumbass

[Lia Werner @lia_werner]

thinkin’ bout Deangelo Vickers

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

I have been called a leftist, a socialist, and communist. Call me what you want, but we all deserve to live in a world where the Adobe Creative Suite is free.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my ideal saturday? day drink then come home, nap, pretend we’re going out for like 30 mins then give up and watch the greatest showman & order enough chinese food to feed an entire village. guy fieri is there.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.

[vince @vints]

*does laundry and makes bed*
Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together

[Lia Werner @lia_werner]

this is what I pictured happening in my mind if @justinbieber picked me to be his One Less Lonely Girl

[ASAP Rocky (Parody) @AsapRockySnaps]

ROCKY ABOUT TO HANDLE 👀

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

hey thanks for dm’ing me a post from that meme account on instagram thats private so i couldn’t see it and had to get you to screenshot the post and send it to me and it ended up just being a screenshot of a viral tweet that i saw on twitter 3 days ago

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

This is how Urban Outfitters employees take you to the fitting room.