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If anyone needs to translate "my friend is in the living room eating rice" I'm your guy

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@ThatEricAlper The belt of their dressing gown.
Light bulbs (all of them including the one from the fridge).
Sink plug.
One of each pair of socks.
Fuses and batteries.
The glass plate from the microwave.
Laundry pegs.
Pens.
The lid from the milk bottle.
Drawer handles.

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@fesshole I keep one in my wallet. Absolutely no idea why I have it on me at all times, but I'm sure that one day it will come in handy and I'll save the day

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@charmer1881 Red

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@Zoekc78 Tin opener
The glass plate from inside the microwave
The fuse from every plug
The pull cord for the bathroom light
Shoelaces
One pillow case from every matching set
The lid from every jar of food
Hairbrush
Bookmarks
The part of the pen with the ink but leave the plastic casings

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@literallymecats

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@RespectfulMemes

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@ThatEricAlper The new phone number for the emergency services from the IT crowd and a barcode number for a bag of potatoes from a shop that closed 12 years ago

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@XSManchester A hot dog, nachos, popcorn, pick 'n' mix and a tango ice blast at odeon

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@XSManchester What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.

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@UberFacts Sophie

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@Kabehr1401 @UberFacts The shredder with explosive rounds!

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@mpellittieri And my friend's

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@mpellittieri Not mine but my sisters

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@DesiInCT @UberFacts Swear on your life?

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@thefrgstn @SoVeryBritish A guy I went to college with had the same surname and nickname

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Finding out that I'm as old as the first mario kart, waynes world, achy breaky heart AND Def leppards let's get rocked was a crisis I didn't need today.

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