april: “i miss football”
may: “i miss football”
june: “i miss football”
july: “i miss football”
august: “i miss football”
september: “SHOTGUN ON 4th and 1?! i hate this f***ing team.”
How NFL fans look at you when you DON'T want to spend 3 hours watching 5th-stringers play the worst football game you've ever seen on a random Thursday night
Crazy change of pace for this Patriots Week 18.
2023: Bill Belichick’s final game. A loss to the Jets in snowy Foxboro. End of an era. Dreary.
2024: Pregame reports of Mayo’s potential firing. Win the game, lose the No. 1 pick, Mayo gone. Bleak.
2025: Playing for a 14-win season, shot at No. 1 seed still technically alive, fourth-shortest odds to win Super Bowl.