Liam Hugh Brennan

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

YOU: which Harry Potter house are you in?
ME: I’m in house updog
YOU: what’s updog
ME: just talking to some fucking nerd what’s up with you

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

manager at strip club: it's hurting business
me: can we talk about this after i go on?
[DJ starts playing "pop goes the weasel"]

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Between rounds each of the boxer's coaches whispers "give 'em the old razzamatazz" into their ears, as has been tradition since the 1920s.

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

Reince Priebus sounds like Scooby Doo saying nice penis

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

Sorry I was led to believe that trans people were so skilled in combat that I should fear being alone in a bathroom with them

[Liam Hugh Brennan @liamlargecyclst]

@vanopticon as discussed:

[Liam Hugh Brennan @liamlargecyclst]

@vanopticon happy to help. I notice you skipped the body oil that the sample photo guy was wearing. Never tried it myself, but it could help

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

you say "good at my job" I say "scared of people getting mad at me"

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

Use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower.

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

I may be a mess, but at least I've never referred to anything as "amazeballs," "awesome sauce," or "the business" in my entire life

[Liam Hugh Brennan @liamlargecyclst]

@vanopticon

[Liam Hugh Brennan @liamlargecyclst]

@vanopticon weird. Lol. The trick is to put right hand on left shoulder cap and vice versa. Creates shelf so you don't hold weight in hands

[Liam Hugh Brennan @liamlargecyclst]

@vanopticon holding the bar is the hardest part. Best part is if you're in over your head, it's easy to get out of the way

[Liam Hugh Brennan @liamlargecyclst]

@WheelingDandies @SilverGooseCX @vanopticon @themarentc @whiskeyjack13 https://t.co/hSzqLBM2vQ

[Jeffw @Jeffwni]

No, you EMPHASIZE the wrong word.

[Bike Snob NYC @bikesnobnyc]

And the "It's Snowy So Fuck It" parking award goes to...

--Bike lane? Check.
--Crosswalk? Check.
--School zone? Check.
--BMW? What else?

[Bike Snob NYC @bikesnobnyc]

Never trust anyone with a clean bicycle.

[village fetish @botandy]

out of control fuel tanker skids ever closer to the pavement café, sideways now across the whole road, I'm furiously trying to finish lunch

[Gage+DeSoto @gagedesoto]

The greatest Haribo advert ever created ::

[Bike Snob NYC @bikesnobnyc]

Remember drivers: it's a beautiful Friday, be sure to open the throttle on that Altima and see what she'll do. No kids playing or anything.