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[lia @liarserpent]

I am one stupid fucking ios update away from getting an android

[lia @liarserpent]

just saw two kids on my street riding bikes and eating ice cream at the same time.. amazing omen for the summer

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[lia @liarserpent]

@warpmanifold 441766

[lia @liarserpent]

@neon_window some things just remain a mystery..

[lia @liarserpent]

have you guys ever noticed that theres always more girls at the shows with girl headliners.... I wonder what the correlation is there

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

The most beautiful girl you know is out there somewhere farting crazy style

[lia @liarserpent]

hate reading dubstep festival flyers no one wants to look at these fonts and definitely not all together like that

[lia @liarserpent]

@warpmanifold kaya... its calgary summer... you cant have both

[lia @liarserpent]

beautiful women named "RBC you are spending against your budget" are trying to contact me

[lia @liarserpent]

god never intended for me to have to draft an invoice

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[saturn’s PR agent @divinatorydoll]

venus and the moon conjunct at 0° cancer 🥰

[lia @liarserpent]

im about to be so up

[Satya ☿ @satyastrology]

2 changes tonight

Venus enters Cancer

Mars enters Taurus

[hera @shiningdaisies]

how much kindness does it take to kill someone

[lia @liarserpent]

its just Eve like "girl I think somethings wrong with this apple I just ate can you come pick me up"

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

just received a phone call from the beginning

[interpretation @materialcritic]

desire is the root of all yayyy desire is so fun i love to desire

[lia @liarserpent]

@CNNSwitzerland luckily so many to choose from here

[lia @liarserpent]

hurts my feelings when the girl bouncers dont pat me down 😔