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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[kelly lichter @lichter_kelly]

@Life360 I have a promo code I’ve tried to use a few times but it keeps saying INVALID. You sent me the code. It wasn’t from an internet search.

[Sulekha Tripathi @sulekhat95]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇
Bookmark it for later

[kelly lichter @lichter_kelly]

@SharkysVenice do you not have any way to check one of your giftcard balances online ????

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

Whoever made this, it’s brilliant 😆

RIP New York

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

@GavinNewsom Remember this, Gavin?

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T President Trump just casually posted such an iconic photo of himself in the Oval Office

Jesus Christ Saved Trump to save America

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump makes it very clear that he won’t open the Government to give money to illegal Aliens. Trump will be putting America first

‘We The People’ deserve a refund

I VOTED FOR THIS

[Emilia @emiliathreads]

@MrsErikaKirk Can't silence him

[Mr Patel 🕉️ @Patelindianlion]

@MrsErikaKirk

[Anna 🇺🇸 @realAnn_29]

The most amazing president ever! God bless you, President Trump! 🙏🏻🇺🇸

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

This 🙌 is so true! Guy explains how the Dems sound right now and how little they understand the difference between thinking we’re a democracy vs a constitutional republic.

Warning ⚠️ F-bombs

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

Chicago resident bringing the heat.
🔥🔥

[Sami Nathaniel @NathanielSami]

Good job Governor! Way to put her in her place.!!!

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING 🚨 Antifa spits at a federal agent on the face and immediately regrets it. “They spit we hit”

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

[Sebastian™ @Azariel91]

In other Words they want their fraud funding back. Shutdown Schumer until there's no big government left for them to return to

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Elon Musk just reposted this meme to his 226 MILLION followers. LET’S FREAKING GO

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cool shell formation found on beach walk

[Nancey Peloser @Nancey_Peloser]

@SenWarren