Kitti_licious

Well I try my best, to be just like I am, but everybody wants you, to be just like them.

[Kitti_licious @licious_kitti]

Constantly pulling at the push-door of life.

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

Getting old is fun if you like waking up with a hangover for no reason.

[Knight Fall @Wantnit]

It's never the words,
It's who says them.

[Punktla(n)dung  @pudelskernspin]

I wish mankind was kinder.

[(A)$ke₩ @Askew_74]

Divorce is the new black.

[(A)$ke₩ @Askew_74]

Being an adult is just trying to keep your eyes open.

[Kitti_licious @licious_kitti]

I'll follow back in 0.3 seconds because I'm needy and frankly you may as well know that from the outset.

[Kitti_licious @licious_kitti]

Is it me or are 99.9999% of people fucking unbearable??

[Ash (an female) ⚪️ @adult_mom]

Ok everyone just hold very still and no one will suspect that you're screaming on the inside

[D. Humann @dhumann]

We had carb-loading back when I was a kid but back then it was just called "eating."

[Kitti_licious @licious_kitti]

I'd get married again but I'd never put someone in my twitter bio again *shudder*
Not ready for that kind of commitment.

[CantWaitToNap… @SheMightHave]

I'm beginning to think that "they" don't know what they're talking about.

[Just J @junejuly12]

Sends a handwritten note to express my love and prove I can spell without electronic assistance.

[Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist]

* Gets out of bed

What fresh hell is this?

[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

Someone who wants the acoustic version of you.

[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

If you have to take your clothes off to be sexy, you're not sexy.

[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

Trust is allowing someone to see all sides of you.

[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

If your mind doesn't pull me in, nothing else ever will.

[Lady M ❤ @LadyM_07]

You don't just cross my mind, you live in it.