Kimiko

queer and neurodivergent content creator trying to make funny hahas on the internet

[Muhammad Lila @MuhammadLila]

With the #Raptors about to hit the global stage, I’m going to share a story about what makes Toronto, and Canada, so special. It’s about a guy you’re going to be seeing a whole lot of.

A Thread.

[Hint: It's about racism, sports, and why you'll end up cheering for 🍁]

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

how many times can you match someone on @bumble before you are legally required to get married?

[Sam Maggs @SamMaggs]

Ever wonder what the rest of the world thinks of you? #yeg

[Edmonton Police @edmontonpolice]

Today, we stand with every individual who is fighting an inner battle with mental illness. It is important to break the silence, reach out and start the conversation. Not just today, but everyday. We all have strength to support each other and carry through. #BellLetsTalk #yeg

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Eat and tweet. Eat and tweet. #BellLetsTalk #Sushi

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

I’ve had many long conversations with parents and pet owners about their children but they pale in comparison to the fanatical pride of people with indoor plants.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Every work email I send:

Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily

[Cole @NOVISIONMUSIC]

Funky Buddha is better than beercade. Billiards is better than beercade. Jamming your fucking toe into the corner of your bed is better than beercade

[gains @gains_tweets]

what... what happened in Alberta

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

Just watched a man on this dance floor hulk-style rip his shirt in half during the climax to Africa by Toto. Happy Monday 💁🏻‍♀️

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

@amazonca is there any way to know if a product will for sure arrive today? Order# 702-3082684-7352245

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

when one of my attractive single friends gets tinder

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

And that's a wrap on our first curling season! Thanks to @ShamrockCurling and @EdmontonSSC for putting on a good show. #EndsWithBenefits

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

tried to pull this at my curling game today. don't know that my knees will ever recover from the smashing they took 🥌 https://t.co/2C0lhMLlw8

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

Thank you to @MrT for inspiring my curling career #curlingiscoolfool https://t.co/9qKBj6A1TW

[Sport & Social Club @EdmontonSSC]

Hey @MrT ! We PITY THE FOOL that doesn't like #Curling.

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

At this point I am literally more invested in #VirtueMoir than I am in my own romantic life

[Mr. T @MrT]

Curling is kind of different, but it’s Exciting. It’s not as easy as it looks. It takes some skills that’s for sure. I like it!

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

@CityofEdmonton The Commonwealth pool is reopened?!

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

if you know anyone looking for a free cat, let me know
mine broke my beloved discontinued mug from @DAVIDsTEA and now he's got to go

[Kimiko @liddlekimi]

The hardest part about my last breakup was losing access to my Stardew Valley account
#rip #califarmication