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@sapphyreblayze Not only that..in another reply he said he left a window open. Who the fuck leaves a window open in the middle of the highest heatwave ever. Once the heat is in, it won't get out for days! And you just leave the window open because there should've been an AC???

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@midwestbimbo Girl, you're pulling a nick miller over here and are about to become best friends 😁

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@lesbian_syrax A few days ago I texted my friend "what in the August is this" when it was 31° c at 19.00 . This is not normal and shouldn't be the new normal.

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@iky_fwjett We used 1 of the best coffee breweries for our coffee/tea. They would send packages with the latest trends for specialty drinks. When chai became a "thing" they only offered it as a syrup (jikes). Turned out they thought it was a coffee based drink. I had to explain it was tea.

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@DahKing0208 @Lez_Yezhov My weimaraner does the same thing. He loves to dig (hunts for mice) and when the soil is too hard he'll bite into it instead and tear it up. My malinois didn't do that though 🤔

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@Mahogvny @wholesomefoxx @bornhustlerjay A few years ago we had case of a missing child and her caretaker. They were missing for almost 3 days. Turned out the caretaker lost control of her car in a turn and drove of the highway into water. Lots of traffic and no one noticed them.

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@6looted Another (older) woman once said "what if you meet the perfect man and he wants kids?". I said "Well then he's not perfect for me". It's not that hard 🙄

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@AniseNot So no one in this thread sleeps with their windows open?? 😕 At one time my bed was literally under the (roof)window. One night I got home after drinking and opened it a bit too far. I was covered in snow in the morning 😂

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@DappyHayz @ma1ybe I got nothing when I had 2 extracted. I had to beg for painkillers after being in complete agony for 5 days (it was all very "normal"). Ended up going back 4 times. Was in pain for weeks. I had an exposed nerve and a locked jaw (i couldn't even fit a finger in for over a week).

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@PinketteXO My nephew had a friend sleep over on the couch downstairs. My older nephew (his brother) was missing €800, that he had hidden in his room in the attic, after the sleepover. This m.f. just riffled through their rooms in the whole house without a care in the world at 15 y.o.

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@forgivery I was 7. For years I covered the drain of the shower 😭 Let's not talk about what taking a bath was like during those years 🛀🏼

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@shazebluvsTS Our restaurant sold ice cream that we show cased with stock pictures. The one with pistachio ice cream was pictured with ice cream and whole pistachios with shell and everything (to show case it's flavor). Customer flipped out when he didn't get the pistachios.

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@sarahcstock Unfortunately I actually had interviews with candidates and their parents. Or have parents come in and ask about the status of the application. Those were always the one who quit after 1 or 2 shifts or who couldn't figure out the most basic things. Definitely helicopter parents.

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@daramgaria Like others said...you forget. And after 35 you forget everyone else's age aswell 😅

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@ellim992 Alexa Rose is this you?

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@anactualwalnut Last week I ate 6 burgers over the course of 4 days. Because the fresh burger pack of 6 were on sale. I could've frozen some (which I've done before) but you still got to eat them soonish again. I didn't even really want to eat the last one.

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@notgwendalupe Am I the only one who has never seen this music video, let alone heard this song?

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@KingTherapy @offbeatorbit What are you talking about? They're known for being shadow dogs. They are great companion dogs! The tesla ppl suck, no need to slander a whole breed of dogs 😅

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@katharinehorgan On a road trip in Australia I left my mother's ring on a bench at a local swimming pool. I was having lunch in another city when I discovered my error. My heart was pounding while I raced back. A nice stranger handed it in at the desk. Never felt such relief! Glad you've it back!

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@chriwankenobi @FilmUpdates Jake and max are resp. 46 and 45. Lamorne and Damon are 41.
But yes, they're looking great and haven't aged