matt

[Monsieur Grenouille 🐸 @monsieurgren]

My schizo theory on Anthony Bourdain is that his gut microbiome was terrible from the dirty street food and drinking which led him to a fragile mental state incapable of coping with a major stressor like a breakup

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@SaddamTransfem There are some evil ass 7 years olds out there

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@OhRikithelegend @sixasscat Faith No More is basically a less good version of RHCP except Patton believes he's a sophisticated genius for liking Frank Zappa

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@sixasscat People hate RHCP because they have a darkness in their souls that cannot be healed

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@filminquisitor You got FOUR film bro movies my friend

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@unbreakopal If that Ween album is one of your top 10 country albums you don't know jack about country!

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Physiognomy guys will get mad at that sexy French prisoner/women who were into him even though he clearly has emperor-level physiognomy

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@JoshuaB96146319 @MatthewGrogan @RealTheoWold Also more like Poo Hunter

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@JoshuaB96146319 @MatthewGrogan @RealTheoWold If I'm so wrong you wouldn't be acting like such a whiner about it

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@BasedMan8814 @SWARAJYAMAXXING Adam Lanza pfp

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@SWARAJYAMAXXING I don't think that "annihilate yourself for the collective good" or "Christ-like sacrifice" are reasonable bases for any kind of mass political program

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@MatthewGrogan @RealTheoWold She probably chose China because she knows the USA is a sinking ship mainly due to policies you voted for

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@kingpriyom @cena17thszn Lucked out? The dude is a great actor and way beyond some of his costars in that crap

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@nostalgiaa Garbage film. The biggest stinker in Linklater's already iffy filmography

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@BostonGroyps @mikemgz @jadakiiisslaugh @NickStillHere Maybe you should stick with something a little more your speed like Tellytubbies or CocoMelon

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@NEETWorldOrder Come on man that Dogfish Head is good

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@ArcadeRegrets @WolfhelmTvD @paleblueeyes69 @The__Unyielding No response? "Tango down" as they say...