matt

[matt @lifeofsimmo]

@glenob_ open dms

[matt @lifeofsimmo]

@tamzyng0uld open dms? :)

[matt @lifeofsimmo]

@Lozwigi

[matt @lifeofsimmo]

@JoeFennell_ @FBAwayDays ahaha what a time to be alive

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

EXCLUSIVE : A video shared with the New Statesman showed Sunak boasting to Conservative Party members that he was prepared to take public money out of “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns.

[NASA @NASA]

It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field.

Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: https://t.co/63zxpNDi4I

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

Boris with the keys of Number 10

[nathan @nathancarey_]

gymshark said okay ‘queers’ pack it up

[matt @lifeofsimmo]

@reef_w98 ‘steal’

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

Boris Johnson condemns figure that only 31% of millennials can afford their own home

Blames the previous Labour government who he says failed to build enough new homes.

Labour haven't been in power for 12 years.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

[PM’s Orifice @PM_orifice]

My favourite memory of the Queen was when the government weren’t going to give the poorest children free school meals during the pandemic and the Queen stepped in and demanded that they did.

Oh sorry, that was Marcus Rashford.

#PlatinumJubilee

[matt @lifeofsimmo]

this times a thousand, everyone needs to see this movie.

[Molly Cass O'Donnell @MollyCassOD]

'Everything Everywhere All At Once' is a masterpiece! Please go see it. Please support it. I have no idea why I'm not hearing more about it. It's so freaking good!!

[juan @juanbuis]

it’s incredible how reading this feels like finally unlocking 100% of your brain

(via @christophepas)

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

The mother of all Freudian slips.

[matt @lifeofsimmo]

me: worried to upset an npc with a mean dialogue option

fox news:

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Fox host: It seems like these [shootings] have gotten so much worse since video games became so realistic and so violent

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

A BUFFET.
The Dartford Tories threw themselves a

FUCKING

BUFFET

at the opening of a FOOD BANK.

If you put that in a fucking SKETCH SHOW the producer would knock it back for being too on the nose.

https://t.co/YrGnFM6ZfK