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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[isabel @wisepissmage]

New all timer “us” video just dropped…

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[ash @light_sill]

you might think that if you go to chipotle pregnant, they'll load up your bowl. not true - they resent you and withhold. ice cream shops however 😈

[ash @light_sill]

@readwithfrances @bluerequiems currently reading, it's so hazy and lovely

[n @bluerequiems]

i’m obsessed with european literature set in the summer with a female protagonist experiencing a defining moment or a life changing series of events that will stay with her for the rest of her life

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[ash @light_sill]

@pink_variegated meee as hell this summer!!

[ash @light_sill]

how can i get the old poshmark back, the new site is unhinged

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

getting rid of the quesarito was a big mistake. huge. @tacobell

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

it's highway robbery for universities to charge you years and years of tuition fees and then not give you lifelong access to online academic databases via their library portal

[pris @pwiscila]

Women in DIRT (Daydreaming, Imagining, Realizing, Thinking)

[rune sword @runesword1]

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

you can always fry an egg to eat on top of some rice it’s not illegal

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

They abducted an entire family with a pending asylum case from a hospital parking lot, as they were trying to get emergency room care for their 7 year old daughter –– and then never let her be seen by a doctor, before shipping them out of state.

[temple runner @misscalcula]

i could totally invent 3 more stages of grief if they let me

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas

[Errai @errai]

"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds

[Angel Money @reverendmoney]

no shade but the three sexiest things you can be in this world are kind, present, and perceptive . hello