Carl

[🕸️ @drazon_8]

Viceroy imepatana na lollipop

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

In a club enjoying tf out of Arsenal hate tweets. Cortisol is at an all time low

[priya @realmfpriya]

Why are threesomes only for sex?
Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

[Zion @zionszzn]

you ever at work and realise the job isn't even hard, it's the people who make it exhausting? 😭

[dio 𑄝੭ the voice of reason @dazaivelys]

i hate that the term ragebait got popularized bc people think they can act stupid as fuck and then just try to pretend it was joke

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

I don't sleep because I am "tired"
I don't sleep because "I need rest"
I sleep because I get to breakfast FASTER

[New York Post @nypost]

Adolf Hitler likely had a micropenis — and just one ball: study https://t.co/ln1Ov6dvlC

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

You've had your fun, now just wrap it up

[Elsa Majimbo @ElsaAngel19]

My name is Elsa. I’m a director from LA. This is my film

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

As Skepta once said

[Aditi Ogbenyeanu. @NwaBabyOne]

There's an erectile dysfunction pandemic happening.

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

"You see mate, that's not how it works around these parts."

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Dear God, I know it's just Grimsby but please....

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

Execution by nut wasn't on my bingo card this year

[A ☀️🍉 @MAXIEL333_]

Daniel out in the wild taking pictures of bears.
Sebastian just living life.
Charles depressed.
Lewis in the trenches.
Max in the trenches. Out of the title fight.

My Formula 1 is dead.
https://t.co/GU3KWjmIzr

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

He done made it out of the hood

[Dave Mani @The_Dave_Mani]

I found my buddy Stitch!!! All the way from 🇰🇪Kenya to 🇨🇦Canada! #doggy

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

Your Okoa is unpaid, fuliza is at it's limit and you still want to put in your two cents...?

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when she call you "babe" and you realize that you let this go too far

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

Trying to Clark Kent someone, with "sexyy" tatted on their face, using a moustache is simply delusional.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

DDG started to realize that Sexyy Red’s mustache disguise wasn’t working as a large crowd started to form in Paris 😭

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

Teaming up with the goons to get our lick back for this one.

[Wahu ☆ @carrie__wahu]

The police are once again aiming at and shooting peaceful protesters at a protest meant to honor our fallen soldiers and stand against police brutality! We can’t normalize violence against people demanding justice.
We are mourning we are resisting and we are protecting our future

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Let the young man go out and hunt. If he kills the elephant, his poverty ends, If the elephant kills him, his poverty ends
#June25th

[Carl @lightbrownnegro]

Githeri with WHAT?!...

[Number One under The Sun @BrianGGK]

The only way I can eat githeri is to blend it with bananas into a shake and down it with my nose closed