Even Crazierhands

Dedicated to things that amuse, enthuse, annoy me...in irregular orbit of a captivating red star💫

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

Yes, quinoa is good for you. But it still tastes like you're chewing dead twigs.

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

@blaronde3 @ClownWorld Pipe down there Karen

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

#relateable

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

Anyway to remove from the feed any tweet that’s starts with “hey @grok”

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I highly recommend shrink-wrapping your grudges.

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

In Costco…there’s a literal 10L bucket of wine! 🤯

[Windsor Beaver @WindsorBeaver]

The word of the day is ‘limerance’

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Just checking in to make sure everything is still stupid.

[𝐿 @Lipgloss_3]

The more peace you appreciate. The more noise you leave behind.

[SeaShell @DianeP89]

Smiling at the smiley moon.

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

Augenweide

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

in a world full of protons and neutrons, I’m an electron

[Aashima Arora @asharoraa]

My intern was born in 2007

I have unread emails older than that

[Skeletor @skeletor]

He understands me.

[Even Crazierhands @lightweight_1]

Evocation