marisa

have your cake and eat it too

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

If you finish a task early at work you should get to do silent reading time like we used to do in school

[marisa @lil__ris]

So many old men responding “well I won’t be seeing this now!” like ok?? It’s a disney princess movie and you’re an old man..

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Rachel Zelger who will play Snow White in Disney’s new remake calls Prince Charming a ‘stalker.’

“There is a big focus on her love story with the guy who literally stalks her. Weird, weird, weird.”

[marisa @lil__ris]

I showed my boss my best impression of Mitch McConnell freezing up during that press conference and he said it was really good

[marisa @lil__ris]

I scroll through Twitter at night when I’m trying to relax for bed. So I just want my 12 active Twitter friends to know that the stupid things you tweet put me to sleep at night. Thank you😊

[marisa @lil__ris]

It was honestly really cool of Jesus to die so that we can sin a little and have fun 🤗

[𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ☁️ @xThisIsAndyG]

she’s kinda living the dream like that’s a real mastermind

[marisa @lil__ris]

Can someone explain in dumb girl terms how losing connection makes a submarine explode

[Dr. Rooftop Kentuckian (Mostly Peaceful) @DrRooftopKY]

This is the most Kentucky obituary I've ever read. Yes, it's real. Lawd.

https://t.co/f1hiEsvMW3

[marisa @lil__ris]

@korysverse we are very sorry :)

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Pale Blue Dot is a photo of Earth that was taken by the Voyager 1 space probe in 1990 from a distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) as it was leaving our solar system. This is what Carl Sagan said about the photo:

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”

[marisa @lil__ris]

I love that “peaches” song by Justin Bieber bc it’s all about how he supports locally sourced produce (and drugs) 🙂

[qualiteaposts @qualiteaposts]

everyday I think about drunk ed sheeran at a bollywood party while abhishek bachchan yells at the paps

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

This gotta be the best ad timing ever

[marisa @lil__ris]

I didn’t care for her reggae album but her punk album fucked for sure

[Hot Take Safe Space @YourMusicTakes]

Taylor Swift has mastered all 4 genres of music. What else is there for her to do?

[marisa @lil__ris]

Very concerning what’s going on in NYC, but…. Has anyone checked on Canada !?

[Trevor @TrevorLess]

carol I am begging you to get with the fucking program