Lilia. I'm more of an Instagram person (@lilipon). Viet. From Minsk. Live in LA. I make videos, write stuff, love arts: photography, film and music. okuuuuuur🤑
roommate: can I use your computer
me: sure
roommate: wait what's this folder called "Roommate’s Weaknesses”
me: ignore that
roommate: i’m not afraid of the dark
me: *dimming lights* are you tho
Shout out to all the folks sitting in rush hour traffic thinking about getting a sex doll to put in the passenger seat just to drive in the carpool lane, then deciding no, for several reasons that’s just not the kind of person I am
GF: If you don't stop speaking in Eminem lyrics I'm going to kill you
[30 seconds later]
Operator: 911 what is your emergency
Me: I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like, and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe