maddy

[Kathleen Cahill @bingtoolbar]

Even talking to a leftist is so scary nowadays like don’t shoot me

[maddy @lil_philistine]

@Awesomegirl2213 From what I saw the other day you do, miss artiste! 🎨

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: A new quantum theory suggests that darkness still has light in it

[maddy @lil_philistine]

Howard back on the air, my Covid symptoms lifting, I bought a new candle that smells like cigarette smoke in a good way

[maddy @lil_philistine]

I thought this was Amanda Knox. Look into it @FBI

[maddy @lil_philistine]

When bobby flay beats a second-generation immigrant at making the signature dish of their homeland and it’s their dead grandmother’s recipe <<<<

[maddy @lil_philistine]

@vipgreer The second half of All Fours 😔

[maddy @lil_philistine]

People I sort of know are always directing music videos for artists named Aurálita or Zopité or Trellaxxxa or something like that who mysterioisly have like 2.5 million followers 🤔 #noticing

[maddy @lil_philistine]

PLEASE CLENCH UR FASCIA AS HARD AS U CAN AND NEVER RELEASE IT(?) YOU WERE SO MUCH HOTTER BEFORE

[Jules Horn @juleshorn01]

10 years ago I thought my face + posture were just ‘genetics.’

Then I discovered fascia release.

Now? No neck pain. No jaw tension. My entire structure changed.

Here’s how

[maddy @lil_philistine]

@Latte_Art_LLC Exactly

[maddy @lil_philistine]

No sign of Jack Antonoff on The Life of a Showgirl

[maddy @lil_philistine]

The sweet and sour Vietnamese beef I just made chile

[maddy @lil_philistine]

Popeye’s wife 🫶🏻

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lana Del Rey graces the cover of W Magazine.

[maddy @lil_philistine]

So I took a walk in boots and I have huge blisters one each on the entire bottom of each foot.

[maddy @lil_philistine]

@vipgreer As if they wouldn’t recognize you on day 1. But I get it it’s a fantasy.

[maddy @lil_philistine]

When the job market is so bad everyone is forced to go on reality shows >>>

[maddy @lil_philistine]

@Latte_Art_LLC How could this be evil this is the only thing that’s pure and true

[maddy @lil_philistine]

When I find out someone goes to bed early I gain the utmost respect for that person

[maddy @lil_philistine]

I’m at a place in my life where I’ve never identified with Elphaba more.