lily

pulse mode…

[lily @lileonuh]

@lavenderjpeg no

[alaska @145k4]

complete list of stuff that is fake:
synesthesia
lactose intolerance
perfect pitch
tinnitus
peanut allergy
migraine
schizophrenia
gayness (man and man)
cortisol spiking
heterochromia
blindness
thyroid problems
"mad cow" disease
sunburn
weed addiction
"too much caffeine"
baldness

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

eating my taco bell, drugging myself, and going the Fuck to Sleep

[andrea @carlyraenator]

the secret of us by gracie abrams

[chase @cfree94]

if a diva clocks a tea, but no one is around to gag, does it even make a slay

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

First thing I did in VR was jack off and kill myself

I’m officially sold, THIS is the future of gaming

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

a triple dipper

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Busy day today

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

Me after i find out my friend owns a big fun trampoline

[august @regularaugust]

Hanging out with your friends is an echo chamber. You need to always invite one guy who sucks and everyone hates just to add some excitement

[lily @lileonuh]

@samnthnaa you literally hate her music samantha

[cary @brokebackstan]

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[lily @lileonuh]

@infinityonhigh it’s not TERRIBLE but not my fave by any means

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women