lindsay.

[lindsay. @lillelle]

me, 24/7:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

No amount of data centres or AI models could ever match the value of this single bee

[lu @lu9jcg]

i dont understand how women rather live like this than being single

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

can ppl please for the love of god just take climate change seriously

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

Nor should it. The economies of the western world shouldn't depend on the whims of 50,000 morons in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania every four years.

[lindsay. @lillelle]

@Zechsnotfunny @GrantGatess @PendleWitch_ @ok6ixx I doubt he was genuinely curious. It sounds like he’s being a prick

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Donald Trump just imposed a 50% tariff to increase YOUR COSTS because he felt that Canada didn't do enough to rake their forests.

How many tantrums from this failed president do Americans have to suffer through?

[David Eby @Dave_Eby]

If you’re picking fights with Canadians, you don’t have a friend in the world.

[grizzy @Furbeti]

Accidentally making Canada sound like the only Western country with a spine

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Yes, thank goodness America doesn't have two classes, the ones with power and everyone else.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

It’s okay, I brought my reusable bag to the store today so it completely balances this out

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

These guys are just so incredibly toxic to young men in America.

If you have a son under 18, do everything you can to keep them from internalizing this highly damaging content.

It’s truly scary how so many young men are looking up to these fools.

[lindsay. @lillelle]

@larpingtons This has to be engagement farming because there’s no way that you’re this dumb in real life

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Americans criticizing Canada for not being able to control 1 billion acres of forrest when they can't even control their own lettuce supply from giving themselves explosive diarrhea.

[Paul_R 🇨🇦 - Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 🇬🇱🇩🇰 @Paul_R_Canada]

@MeidasTouch

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Reminder: When fires ravaged southern California, Canada sent firefighting crews to help battle the blazes.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

California has free, fair, and secure elections and we will fight for them.

Try us.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

I know it’s Jesse Waters and there is no low this human shit stain won’t stoop to but he’s straight up giggling abt the idea of military men committing mass rape after taking T