Queso

[Queso @lilques0]

When you think you do well on an exam and then you see your grade...

[Cher @cher]

Ok,Will Someone 🙏🏼PLEASE
Tell me…..When Will I Feel
OLD👶🏻.This is ridiculous🙄. I keep hearing these numbers,but I Honestly can’t understand them.
WHATS THE DEAL WITH #’s⁉️
I’m dyslexic & #’s Are hard 4 me.

Thank u for staying, I know it’s been hard.

Got to go work out.
Twitter is harder for me than
TweetBot.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Hmm. I had always been lead to believe it just goes bye bye

[macklin @macklinavellian]

A diva is kinda like the female version of a hustler if you think about it

[johann sebastian bitch @CarsonTCody]

ladies if he can’t commit to a bit how do you expect him to commit to you

[ana @shivlestat]

to me, this was cinema.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

do these people think that you wake up on the morning of your 18th birthday with a letter under your door informing you that you’re lgbt

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[helena riley @freshhel]

On a metaphysical level this is how it feels to smoke weed in uggs

[Queso @lilques0]

Do you think ppl who do cocaine get a lot of ads for Coca-Cola ?

[Queso @lilques0]

I literally suggested this and got turned down …

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko

[ej @xejbxyd]

saying go piss girl when someone needs to pee is just as respectful and important as saying bless u when someone sneezes and i stand by that.

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

[omar taweh عمر طاوع, MD @omariospizza]

barista: so we’re out of oat milk :( I’m sorry. I can make that with almond milk if you want?
me:

[aubrey @aubviouslynot]

this truly is one of the most iconic videos and I will never not watch it

[Luci (Hot Wheels)⁴⁴ @Luci_fer225]

just in time for the weekend