Mike Honcho, Underground Transgender Mafia Boss

your son said you ain't hit him in 6 months on his finsta he said he need some Jordans and a backpack for school

[Mike Honcho, Underground Transgender Mafia Boss @lilskoogy]

they keep giving me lobotomies and my frontal lobe continues to grow back like a lizard limb!! Neurologists hate this man!!!

[Moddey Doomp @ua_ginge]

Kind of shit lamelo ball had in his house

[chomp @chomporwhatever]

when i drink my yummy beverage but it goes down the wrong pipe

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

I have never, ever retweeted anyone typing or saying the R word... ever...I HATE THAT WORD

but... BRUH.... im in TEARS...

check out Baltimore's mayor trying to compose himself at 0:06 seconds in

[Neet @neet_sol]

intern just asked our boss if having nothing to do is normal

[reddsiram 🇵🇭 @reddsiram]

im building a team

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[Early Man @ViolentSperg]

We should kill him and take his grape for ourselves

[Truth and Reconciliator @fleshsimulator]

You just created a million Saul Goodmans

[Mike Honcho, Underground Transgender Mafia Boss @lilskoogy]

y'all ever been so broke ur eating scrambled eggs and strawberry Fanta for dinner

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[nav @hoaxriver]

texting the avoidant guy for some avoidance

[𝕲𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕰𝖑𝖎 @EliOnVenus__]

Nobody:

Perez Hilton:

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Perez... what's going on, big guy?

[Yogi The Bear @WeAreMU75]

Yeah mom the Casino overcharged me this weekend. Let’s go ahead and report that as fraud.

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

Perez Hilton:

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

Just did a line and ate a chicken parm