Jameson

yeah...

[Jameson @lilwouldy]

@BigMfWood @SkunkChaser25 Wait there’s a photo in there somewhere?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Andrew @atllam]

i've been obsessed with 911 turbos and big titties for as long as i can remember

[calvin @displacedxanax]

I leave the bar with 0 phone numbers cuz I'm an alcoholic not a hoe

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

BREAKING: Millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting a rare antelope in central Africa. A classic case of fucking around and finding out! Go elephants! 🐘

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

If you’re republican you’re literally retarded

[U.S. Coast Guard @USCG]

The Coast Guard mourns the passing, and honors the courage, of Aviation Survival Technician (AST) Tyler Jaggers. On February 27, he was critically injured during a medical evacuation mission offshore from Cape Flattery, Washington, and later succumbed to his injuries and passed away at Madigan Army Medical Center. 

Prior to his passing, he was meritoriously advanced to AST2 for his relentless drive in qualifications, the mentorship he consistently provided to swimmer candidates, and his exceptional performance across operational missions. Additionally, the Commandant of the Coast Guard awarded him the Distinguished Flying Cross – one of our Nation’s highest awards for heroism in aerial flight. 

Through his selfless service and sacrifice, AST2 Jaggers exemplified the finest legacies of Coast Guard service, and the sacred oath of the Aviation Rescue Swimmer community: "So Others May Live".

#USCG #SoOthersMayLive
@DHSgov @USCGPACAREA @USCGNorthwest

[abz @letthelightson]

went to eat box and everyone knew me

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

LONG LIVE THE FREE STATE OF CALIFORNIA!

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Whenever a plane flies over me I just HAVE to check FlightRadar to see where it’s coming from and going. Just one of my many quirks

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Kids today do not understand that this is a real gold scar #mako

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Teddy Bridgewater has been suspended from Miami Northwestern for providing "impermissible benefits" to his players — which included Uber rides, physical therapy, pregame meals, recovery help, field paint, and more.

If that's the case, Teddy Bridgewater should be celebrated, not suspended. Just my two cents.

https://t.co/KbrNLsmOrO

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

How that one girl I will never talk to again has me thinking on a long drive home

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Northern Michigan in the summer is the most underrated place in the continental United States.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

i like driving by myself.

i just played the same 1 song 36 times

[Hugh Janus @HughJanus556]

I was allegedly very problematic last night