Sarah Schuster

If it is to be said, so it be, so it is

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

It’s ok to spend $60 a little bit

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Dutch is like if German were in English

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

@MonsionJ So you can tweet about the mashup but you can’t write it

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

@MonsionJ Phineas and Ferb ass thing to do

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

@MonsionJ Please stop pretending like you understand the lived experiences of women, you’re embarrassing yourself

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Dude wearing a Downtown 2 train t-shirt just got on the Downtown 2 train. Hell yeah brother come on in, nice to see you

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

UNBELIEVABLE: I’m going to fix everything that is wrong with me and my life in just ONE day

[sarah @dummystupidgirl]

can i be honest when i can’t get a seat on the L train i try to stand near someone who looks like they’re gonna get off at bedford

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Spent $50 on dinner last night, which unfortunately means I’m not allowed to spend any money ever again until I go out for dinner next week probably

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

To guarantee that I have the worst day ever I’m going to throw a banana in my tote bag where I keep my clean change of clothes and then forget about it

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Every day is an opportunity to embarrass yourself in a new and exciting way

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Get addicted to water instead of drugs or your phone #lifehack

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

@mr_bask3tba11 It’s absolutely packed with protein

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

After two months I’m pleased to report that my Roth IRA has grown by $9, follow me to learn how I did it at just 22 years old

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Everything is hard right now but THATS OK #ok #theonlywayoutisthrough

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

[receiving constructive feedback at work] Wow. Sorry I guess I’m just the worst employee ever.

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

@MonsionJ Thank you

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

When you’re an adult they make you go to the grocery store every single day and they take all your money there

[Sarah Schuster @sarahschuster_]

Bro let’s take an edible and think big picture