Lily

[Lily @lilypuffh]

dads on vacation: it's just around the corner
narrator: it was not just around the corner

[JP @jpbrammer]

⚪️ ready to make nice
⚪️ ready to back down
🔘 still mad as hell

[kelpy 🐌 @kelp_b]

if we defund the police who will be around to *checks notes* arrest the grinch

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Having an Abortion at Your Second Home

For those of us lucky enough to have second (or third) homes in places like Provence or Tuscany, an unwanted pregnancy could be an invitation to a vacation.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Ok, everyone’s moving to Texas because they have no state income tax, but if you’ve tried to walk on a Texas sidewalk, you know they could used a little state income tax.

[JenHatmaker @JenHatmaker]

Absolutely unacceptable. Cruel, inhumane, evil. @POTUS and @VP and @GregAbbott_TX, this is a scourge on your watch. Shut it down and protect these children.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when my parents got divorced they were like “it’s important that you guys know this is not your fault” and i was like well yeah why would it be? i hadn’t even considered that. why would you say that? sort of a lady doth protest too much situation

[Lily @lilypuffh]

@KubiakGretchen @katjaherbers it worked out! Very thankful

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If you wanna make it in this world you need to HUSTLE

H ave rich parents
U se their money
S tudy hard
T otally kidding about that last one
L ay around
E mbrace nepotism

[Lily @lilypuffh]

@katjaherbers Hi!!! I just tried to DM you and it says I’m not allowed to but I would love to come get it from you!! Can you DM me?

[Tara Reade 🐎 @ReadeAlexandra]

Today is yet again another difficult day for survivors of sexual violence. While I'm thankful Trump was defeated, the idea of the man who assaulted me as our president is still terribly painful. I will be sharing resources for survivors today for #Inauguration2021

[Elizabeth Weill-Greenberg 🇵🇸 @elizabethweill]

Jeffrey Pendleton spent the last days of his life shackled to a hospital bed, diagnosed with COVID-19. He'd been incarcerated at the Cook County Jail, unable to pay the $5,000 he needed to be released. This week, IL legislators voted to abolish cash bail. https://t.co/IbNU6103aI

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

great news for the guy wearing a camp auschwitz hoodie who tried to overthrow the government today: the president of the united states loves you!

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Idolatry on full display today.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

Biden: "This is not America."

Narrator: "It was America."

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Capitol building security if you’re white

[Alicia T. Crosby (she/her) @aliciatcrosby]

If it's possible to sit in disbelief but be wholly unsurprised, that's what I am right now.

The floors of the Capital would be flooded with blood if these seditious people were anything other than white.

[Michele Norris @michele_norris]

As ya’ll wake up, don’t sleep on the role WNBA played in Georgia race. Warnock was polling below ten percent when the Atlanta Dream started wearing his name in response to co-owner Kelly Loefler’s condemnation of the BLM movement. It spread thru the league & upped his profile