Lindsay Stephens 🔅

Shockingly, there used to be a Ralph Waldo Emerson quote here

[Sophia A. Nelson @IAmSophiaNelson]

To those confused about what’s happening in Virginia. The votes they counted are only those cast today. Around 11pmET they will announce results from early votes and absentee counted. That’s how @AP called #Virginia so early! #ElectionNight

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

The lack of conference call etiquette is hilarious. Like mute yourself. It’s been said 12 times. MUTE. YOSELF.

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Legit someone sign me up for online shoppers anonymous. please.

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Please stop coughing into your hands y’all. Just watched a dude cough right into his hand and then counted 4 surfaces he touched with that hand. ✨Cough ✨into✨your✨elbow✨

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

All this packaging for a mascara? Come on @FabFitFun ... you’re better than all that waste.

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Go vote! https://t.co/IQiC1DaABg

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

@darbs831 We pissed too

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Binge watching Shitt’s Creek has proven quite annoying with an Amazon Echo near by #alexis

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Is after they won the World Series too late to bandwagon? Go Nats?

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

So is it annoying or an obligation to let someone know they posted a satire article thinking it was real? #poll

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

American cheese is superior omelette cheese

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

YOU TELL ‘EM, GIRL

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Yes, I am famously under-scrutinized.

https://t.co/OtvP8nYwoK

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Does anyone else sit in their car for 30 minutes once they get home? Just me?

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Genuinely confused how one yells fake news at liberal media and then angrily posts a satire article thinking its real. Do your research people. On both sides. It’s so easy to fact check. Do it before spreading incorrect information

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Crappy morning turned instantly better with man playing a dramatic rendition of ‘My heart will on’ via pan flute at the Farragut West station

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

I’m starting to realize getting older just means spending more money on your face.

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

Now that we are back in another election cycle, I guess it’s time to return to twitter

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

@sheabell29 @MeetingConsult So glad I’m not the only ruined one

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

"Bitches love Wonerwall"

[Lindsay Stephens 🔅 @lindsay_steve]

@sheabell29 @HayleyWitt #passionfruitvodka