Melissa Walter

[Peter Durkin @PeterDurkin194]

Large rat burrows across from busy bars and restaurants at 1550 7th St NW @311DCgov. Years of issues, multiple @DC_DOB violations, no burrows filled, no new traps. @DCAttorneyGen, landlords who ignore violations need real consequences. Same problem? RT and share. @_DCHealth

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Gotta admit JD's ability to code switch from a sociopathic ass who is ambivalent to human suffering on MAGA bro podcasts to a guy who credibly seems like he doesn't want other people to die on the debate stage is a useful political skill that he has deployed with effect

[🌜👻spooky mary🎃🦇 @blueberrymary13]

two things can be simultaneously true:
1. chappell roan deserves to be healthy/well and feel safe performing
2. dropping out of all things go 1 day before the festival fucking SUCKS and is a really shitty to the fans who spent a lot of money to see her

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: The Biden campaign just released this devastating montage of all the times Donald Trump wandered off aimlessly, waved to nobody or showed signs of cognitive decline. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[ale ✨ @maxstafina]

it's almost that time of the summer.

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

happy pride!

[march ✫ @starlightkree]

it’s a feminine m&m or whatever chappell roan said

[sarah 🤎💛 @lightsupleclerc]

what the nyt has done to connections for april fools day is evil and potentially deserves jail time

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

Happy Mosquito Death Night™ to all who celebrate!

[berry @sckberry]

Girls when Fleabag said “I love you” and the Priest replied with “it will pass”.

[Alex PalomBOO 👻 @AlexPalombo]

When your friend is crying on 14th Street after 4 espresso martinis and you’re “listening” while you quietly call an Uber

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m not a morning or night person. I’m an 11am- 2pm person and everything else is suffering