Lindsay Earle

I am very married to my first boyfriend and we have one incredible little boy. I have a million reasons to smile :)

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

Bobby made fish tacos for dinner tonight that were so delicious I forgot my phone number.

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

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[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

I hate flies. HATE them. But it's when I catch two of them mating on my kitchen counter that I realize... They hate me too.

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

Oh what peace we often forfeit, oh what needless pain we bear... All because we do not carry everything to God in prayer.

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

Love is: using your wife's mostly made-up, partly butchered version of Spanglish vocabulary in a conversation as if it's normal.

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

Finding out that Clive asked for "Mama's kisses" while I was out makes me seriously reconsider having a social life.

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

@SamHarrisOrg @DennisPrager go on again!

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

I guess cooking, cleaning & chasing Clive around the chicken coop wasn't glamorous enough because I just bought fake eyelashes...

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

Lindsays twitter is now in sync with her facebook. So no more excuses. Hound her if she doesn't tweet on a regular basis!

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

Testing

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Trying to sync Lindsays twitter and FB so shell use twitter. It isn't working...

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

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[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

@kateslewis Side note, SO EXCITED FOR CHINA!! I'm a big fan of belly rubs so don't hold back :)

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

@kateslewis i love it :) I think it's a nice, girly, personal touch without being too "cutesy".

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

@ajiradarch Doing really well-thanx for asking :) This is the last wk of my 1st trimester & so far it's been REALLY easy. Can't stop smiling

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

just found out my brother got to hang out with Dolly Parton... I can just feel myself turning green.

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

I think my dog pretends to be asleep so I won't come over and lay on her. It never works.

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

@_nickradford :) So true

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

@Michael_Foster_ Awww, I love that girl :)

[Lindsay Earle @lindsayearle]

@Leifbrandt HA! I believe it