"Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea but it's pretty sick to taste each one and leave them wounded, struggling trying to make sense of the murky water you dumped them in" ๐
Girls weekend day one.
Cath- I brought mimosas for breakfast but ....I donโt drink juice
Me- .... so you brought champagne for breakfast?
Cath- Yes... yes I did
Weโre going to be great friends ๐
Southside is all fun and games until your Uber driver calls and says โhey where you guys at?โ And you realize you just got into a car with a stranger ๐ค๐ผ๐#mylifeisstillashitshowat26#happyfuckingbirthdaytome
Tonight Coco was reading Shore a new book. After finishing the book, I asked Shore what it was about. She paused for a moment, looked around the room and said โGod made special people but ONLY ME and DADDY!โ .... weโll work on that ๐๐
Just doing some casual day drinking and I said โainโt no lawโ and Shore yelled back at me โWHEN YOUโRE DRINKING THE CLAW!!โ .... Iโm going to lose my babysitting privileges ๐
Everyone needs a @little_allysee in their life. โค๏ธ Britt and I wanted some drunk snacks and she just casually whipped up some chicken tacos at midnight like nbd ๐๐ Thanks for being the best ๐