Semi

In search for sexy, funny and absurd folks... hiding in The Woods north of Houston...

[Paulie Mac @PauliesPod]

A look at Andy Reid coaching up his starters before the game

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

Chiefs new Patriots, all the calls. Way to go NFL….

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

An adult is a person whose big plans for the weekend involve doing nothing at all.

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

Has it been since 1947 that we as a country have contributed more to other nations when we can afford to feed the hungry in our own country?…

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

@youlooklikeamom No!

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Remember before Amazon we actually left the house to buy toilet paper …. Yeah fuck them times.

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

@Tbone7219 So fucking over it!

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Taylor Swift is at the Chiefs-Bills game if anyone needs a reason to dive head first into a wood chipper.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Dear kids, his name was Robin Williams and he was awesome.

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

Hey NFL we get it but stop sucking Kelce dick every fucking game…

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

Imagine that Kelce being a bitch…

[JOE @11_CosmicJoe]

Life has taught me we need to say what we're thinking to the people we love in our lives, they're not mind readers.

[J.W. Atkin @Atkin_Jw]

Forgive yourself for your past fuck ups. No one is perfect.

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

@LuvRainyDaze lol no I just forget about this one !

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

Y’all still use this app?…

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

@Notshyness1 Lol yep

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

@twisted_mystic Created mastodon one but doubt it will last

[ℳ𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝑔ℴ𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝒾𝓉 @simplyunclassy]

I shouldn’t be allowed to drink.

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

So mastodon, this should only take me a month to figure out…

[Semi @liquid_nosh]

@AnnKnightBabe That just seems wrong