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same time tomorrow? ok see you soon

[YourFavoriteGuy☭ @guychristensen_]

May Israel collapse within our lifetimes.

[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

nara smith divorce summer 2027

[HELLY ROWLAND @mmfnkay]

#mytype

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

why does every fucking app need access to your location, your activity and your contacts? ALL I WANTED WAS TO ORDER A FUCKING COFFEE

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I be missing my boyfriend but then I remember we just friends

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The longer I stay in the corporate world, the more I realize that promotions are about politics, not performance.

[𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕒𝕟𓍲 @damiansszn]

Gmail when I log in on another device:

[Envy💋 @MoMelaninMoPrbz]

If bookmarks ever become public I am COOKED! 😩

[𓋹 @eternalthugz]

black women

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

I’m starting to think the Mayans weren’t predicting the end of the world in 2012. They were just warning us that everything afterward would be incredibly fucking stupid.

[eguapo 👑 @thetrillgent]

I stepped off the elevator and this older Black woman gon say to me “I hope you going back upstairs to get your jacket” and that’s exactly what I did. 😭

[𝙗𝙖𝙯 🎱 @BazHoopz]

76ers super team struggling against G-League Celtics

[usuário @citousuario]

na minha cartinha do papai noel esse ano eu vou pedir socorro

[chaneldadoll_ @BigSexxyy__]

getting sent money u didn’t ask for is very sexy idk

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

I hate when someone forces me to prove that im capable of leaving

[YR @yyy74_r]

i’ll never call but i’ll always answer

[🎱 @yawnzpup]

yearner x yearner

[D @MoonlitStep]

take that shit personal nigga, they really thought you was gon stay exactly where they left you

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Lie on your resume MF
They lied in the job description too

[brent 🌹🗽 @BrentInQueens]

School shooting doesn’t even make headline news anymore, this country is so cooked