Why do the places with the worst service never have a "tell us how we are doing"? Been sitting at Walgreens drive through 30 minutes so far. #Walgreens hire more help!
@jimmyfallon@jimmyfallon jimmy #ifihadasuperpower I would want the ability to move vehicles out of my way on the freeway. I could move them into the slow lane and get on with my day instead of being stuck behind them.
@jimmyfallon My #WorstGiftEver was a purple bathrobe made out of fake fur. Sales lady saw him coming at 10pm on Christmas eve with that desperate look in his eye. Sucker!