Lisa Martus

human. living on earth. doing life with @jesserscott

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@Lizzzlybear @Target And owning 6 umbrellas but never carrying them anywhere is the most Florida thing to do.

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@lizzy_keenan This is epic

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@lizzy_keenan I whole heartedly agree.

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@Greenbaumly @jesseRscott Better to be the person that has to pee than the one poked awake by the person that has to pee.

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@ShadowsDread @jesseRscott 🤣

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@momofboys542 @jesseRscott Hahaha solid point 🤣🤣

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@momofboys542 @jesseRscott Personally, I think the parade should be in the morning. But I guess then people can’t drink copious amounts of alcohol beforehand to get the full American experience?

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@jesseRscott Everything about this scenario and the thread on this post is so extra. The internet is fun. 🤣🤣

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Here’s how Dems can + must do more than wait for an election.

Let’s start w/ why:

- 7 of the 9 justices were appointed by a party that hasn’t won a popular vote more than once in 30 years

- 1 of those seats was stolen

- Several lied to Congress to secure their appointment…

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@lizzy_keenan And with a short skirt on. How dare we?

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@jptame @jesseRscott 🤣

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@lizzy_keenan And I have a 540 number…

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@lizzy_keenan I’ve been getting about 10 a day for 2 weeks now asking for Kayla and trying to sell me mortgage. I started answering every one so I can be as obnoxious as possible until someone takes my number off the list.

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

#TexasHockey #TimeToHunt

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Good luck:
@NHLBruins
@NHLFlames
@Canes
@Avalanche
@DallasStars
@EdmontonOilers
@FlaPanthers
@LAKings
@mnwild
@PredsNHL
@NYRangers
@penguins
@StLouisBlues
@TBLightning
@MapleLeafs
@Capitals

Only one team can win me, it’s up to you to decide…

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@behale8 @LukeLikesBigD @DallasStars Agree 💯

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

I really don’t know how to feel now that the Caps & Cats play 1st round. 1 of my 3 teams automatically loses. But I also get to watch 2 of my favorite teams in playoffs at the same time in person? In all honesty hoping for a Stars vs Panthers final so #TimeToHunt #TexasHockey

[Lisa Martus @lisakmartus]

@garyklinecc @jesseRscott Omg. 🤣to the misspelling but also this has so many wrong layers to it. Hope she kept up being “opionated” because what they really meant was she kicked ass and stuck up for her students!