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[Lisa @lisamvano]

@katienour @michael_nour I noticed it when I left work. I haven’t yet but I will!

[Lisa @lisamvano]

@michael_nour @katienour Mine just went missing too! 😡

[Shenanigans @ShenanigansSF]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

TONIGHT ONLY! $18 ALL YOU CAN DRINK WRISTBANDS 9pm -- 1am!! RT for your chance to win a $20 GC! #BlizzardParty

[Shenanigans @ShenanigansSF]

The WRISTmas party of the year!!! RT for your chance to win a free Wristband! #HoHoHo #ChristmasParty

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

If I had to choose my favorite food, I'd probably go with carbs.

[slick @dlicj]

me: (texting boss) we still on for work today?
boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Me: "can't wait to show off my summer bod"

*experiences slight stress*

Me:

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

💁

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

imagine boycotting beauty & the beast because of a gay character while being totally cool with a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Me: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you."

Them: <mumbles the same sentence again>

Me: "Totally."

[Laura Alexander @44LaAlexander]

For every favorite I'll donate $0.10 and for every retweet I'll donate $0.25 to @SDSUStateAThon to help reach our daily goal of $40,000

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Showing before the Super Bowl and even the Puppy Bowl. It's the Kitten Bowl, featuring local adoptable competitors https://t.co/h0Zx5wSx4q

[KTWB Radio @ktwbfm]

Want to win a pair of tickets to @ericchurch Saturday night at @PREMIER_Center? RT this pic and FOLLOW @ktwbfm -Winner at 8:45am on C+D!

[Lisa @lisamvano]

@tatemkingsbury I call top 😏

[Lisa @lisamvano]

@jjsandness low key thought this was going to be a picture of @annavano 😂