LithEatsBacon

I make things sound good |
Badass biker uncle |
Chaos is a way of life

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@moobinski @boba_witch That bacon is a bit too raw for my taste, curious what the hints of watermelon taste like though

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@chapizard @rodemics You two Shure make a great couple😂

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@Neotori_Toys @EhryelArt just dropping this here

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@LeKofu But Kofu, water is extremely dangerous. Anyone who ever came into contact with it died within a couple decades. Also, why avoid conflict when you can:

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@Pet_IndustryUSA @historydefined as a descendant of Johan de Witt (my last name is de Wit), I can confirm that this is actually true, good old family tradition nowadays 😂

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@elonmusk does it run crysis?

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@elonmusk @anothercohen I'm willing to do the same amount of work for half his salary, win/win

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@tylerlyle I occasionally pass really expensive cars while lane splitting during traffic jams. It always cracks me up to see those people being stuck amongst the "peasants"

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@chapizard @VastGG @MythicTalent @Nyxiom_ New rig for squids? 👀

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@s8nstan Probably the DMV

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@deem_ben Someone's been playing too much Rimworld

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@JaneDash That didnt bother me as much as the fact that there was no break... the whole 3+ hours...

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@JeffBezos Maybe send the dick rocket instead of that SpaceX DIY thingy?

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Hi @Newegg I was told this had Free shipping but there seems to be a slight markup for Alaska. I'm not sure Elon Musk can even afford this shipping but maybe he can send a rocket over from SpaceX for cheaper? This is not photoshopped. #CyberMonday

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@moobinski Luckily this didn't turn into a horrible name change for them... 👀

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@chapizard @Moobskis In my head, I'm just hearing you saying that.... in kuzco's voice... I'm confused

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@welcome2bishu If you can't mix in audacity, you aint shit😂

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@gemothy Are those the lyrics to that bit of freak on a leash?

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@Bekkiboom Free windex refills 😂

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@Ravsy_ Well usually by that time the straw has already turned to mush and I end up throwing away both the lid and the straw and just drinking it out of the cup like a savage being

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@gemothy Not as well known as some of the suggestions but Red Handed Denial/Lauren Babic is amazing
https://t.co/YCfqZIXMb4