Little Lab Rat

Kinky, polyamorous, science loving, intersectional feminist. Domesticated fox: cuddly as a pup, protective as a German Shepherd. #UglyDog
Pronouns: They/them

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

Kid: what are you doing?
Me: reading the news.
K: why?
M: because I'm a masochist
K: what's that?
M: sadly, not hyperbole

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

If I could correct just one thing about my #ADHD brain it would be eliminating the ability to forget I have to go to the bathroom. 🙄

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

Getting classy tonight

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

These are only suprises if you were not listening when you were warned over a year ago.

https://t.co/oGPREUHjeB

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

If this happens things will get out of hand quickly. Both dogs, and likely at least one of us, will be injured. I can't imagine either one of wants that outcome

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

Dear neighbor,
If you won't take my advice on pinch collars, even though I gave you a safer alternative, there is nothing I can do. However, you need to find a way to get your bulldog (pitty mix?) puppy under control.

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

Twice she has charged the elevator and tried to provoke a fight with Terra. My control of Terra is the only reason neither dog has gotten hurt. I worry that one of these times you dog will get too close, too aggressive, or startle Terra.

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

I feel like Terra was the subject for the rottie study. https://t.co/806Cc3mAzs

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

dog heaven and human heaven

[Trinary 🐀 @TrinarySuns]

Bluechecks will now be getting paid for ad views in their replies. Going forward, treat all hot takes as bait. If you absolutely have to get in a dunk don't quote, take a screenshot. Preferably just block them. Remember, by engaging you're directly giving these shitheads money.

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

Jeff knows what he is talking about. The future has the potential to be a very scary future.

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

So now trans people literally can’t speak publicly in multiple parts of the country.

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

There is enough food for everyone on the planet. Pretending like America’s
budget is busting because starving people are getting too much free food, and not because of America’s bloated war budget, is obscene.

[Suede was here. He's gone now @SuedeBlade]

Hey remember when newspapers would depict Jews with horns and a tail and we all agreed afterwards that that was a really, really bad thing to do?

Can we, uh, be a bit more pro-active about it this time?

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

@BBWPiggie Cute!

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Henry Kissinger turns 100 today. Here is Anthony Bourdain on the esteemed American statesman.

[Gordon Johnson @GordonJohnson19]

2/2... employees entered complaints, it was company policy to make it "for internal use only? This is an extremely damning piece. Is this true? Care to comment @Tesla? https://t.co/2fujs7HVH4

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Minnesota Democrats enacting a robust progressive agenda with a single seat majority they won by 321 votes is probably the strongest argument for voting.

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

Target gave an inch and now the haters want more.

Haters will never be happy as long as there is someone they have not oppressed.

[KUTV2news @KUTV2News]

BREAKING: A Target in Layton was evacuated after officials said they were informed of a bomb threat to multiple Utah locations. They said the threat mentioned Target's Pride merchandise displays. https://t.co/7SJU99C708

[Little Lab Rat @little_lab_rat]

@Artists_Ali I know.

I just moved to a new state and I am worried about continuity of treatment. 😢