The polls are open. Remember that politicians are servants of the people. Today thousands of them across the UK are asking for your vote.
Your vote is precious; it grants power and it removes it.
Use it and remind them never to take it, or you, for granted. #GE2024
Me: *willingly applies for the promotion board*
Me: *gets sifted and books an interview*
Me: *completes interview, receives successful result same day*
Also me: *freaks out and wakes up at 4am next day, struggles to fall back asleep*
@grg_nobles Could get 2 pairs of black tights, stuff them, get some string or something and tie them together to create spider legs (along with your arms and legs), wear all black and draw cobwebs on your face?
I’m genuinely terrified. The last time the media discussed a key political event unlikely to happen was Brexit, and look how that turned out. And now it’s about the potential return of Boris Johnson… fuck 😳
Convinced that the salted maple and caramel lattes at Starbucks are a conspiracy. I only ever had one last year and then they were sold out everywhere anytime I went back to a Starbucks afterwards, never to be seen again. And this year? Sold out everywhere again🤔 @StarbucksUK
Didn’t take a picture of said note, but it read:
Thanks for parking like a twat (twat underlined). I have a knee injury so you’ve made getting into my car very difficult.
Now, these aren’t the biggest spaces, I’ll admit, but considering my car was here first, you could try to not park like a twat. Was in a mood so decided to leave a note.
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