Kyema Greeley

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

Virtually listening to #LeaderCast today! Very inspiring. ❤

[The Dad @thedad]

I wish horses knew that every person who drives by them says, "Oh look. Horses."

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

"The sun gives you cancer, I'm going to go smoke in the shade." -Luke Summerfield

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

What idiot named people from #Nashville "Nashvilliens" rather than "Nashvillens"? #Showerthoughts

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

@TripleE_E_E Yay! Hope to see pictures! What a cool accomplishment.

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

I don't trust a recipe with only one clove of garlic. Who even are you? I refuse to take directions from a vampire.

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

Steadiest hands in the market.

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

I burned my toe on a flat iron. The only logical conclusion? I have to stop straightening toe hairs, obviously. #smh

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

My husband informed me today that he's a "huge tree guy." .... whatever tf that means. Maybe "one who loves trees"? 👌��� #MrGreeley

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

"Break a leg!" -Uncle Giovanni. A well wish or a threat? We'll never truly know. #casualmafia

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

@NotesByCoates It's based on smell level... definitely.

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

I hope America texts me back.

[John Williams @johnsaxman]

What if Kroger rhymed with Roger? #showerthoughts

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

My sister & I had nightmares that the other was eating meat. The basis of our very sisterhood, apparently. I felt so betrayed. 😂 #vegetarian

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

Instead of flipping a person off, give them the thumbs down. It's just as hurtful but in the "parental disappointment" way. #lifehacks

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

The secret to a perfect cateye is to close your eye while lining them. Fuck it Close both eyes You got this, go to town blindly. #makeuptip

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

I love cottonweed so much, it makes my eyes tear up just thinking about it. #PNW

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

Whoever said, "May the wind always be at your back." Has obviously never experienced long hair and lipgloss. #Showerthoughts

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

If I can be half the man Betty White is when I'm grown, I'll feel accomplished.

[Kyema Greeley @LittlePooka]

Danger according to my dad. "It's dangerous-We live so far from the natural location of mangos, you might get a mediocre one" #thingsdadssay