Lex

A terribly flawed human but you’ll get used to me

[Lex @livelikelex55]

Will I ever be okay again? Question of the year

[Lex @livelikelex55]

My seasonal depression reentering the chat

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i will no longer tolerate the slander of those who sleep with socks on. it is the comfiest way to sleep and i will die on this hill

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's new year resolutions:
1. Be kind to Rocco
2. Learn 5 new words in Spanish with Rosita
3. Say "Elmo loves you" to someone new every day
4. See a rock eat a cookie

[𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚊 @igabitha]

once i care about you so much i want to do everything for you. even help you heal your traumas. even save you from yourself. it pains me to see the people i love in pain and then i’m constantly reminded that i can’t do it for or with them. that they have to walk some paths alone.

[Lex @livelikelex55]

There are simply no words for the joy having a cat again has brought into my life. My sweet boy has made every day brighter in just this last week.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

On Tuesday, the Earth, sun and moon will align to create a Blood Moon eclipse. It will be the last total lunar eclipse until 2025. Mark your calendars.

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Entering my MILF era

Man
I’d
Like a
Frontal Lobotomy

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

Happy Bella Swan depression awareness month to all that celebrate

[Lex @livelikelex55]

How can I be so god damn happy but also so fucking sad and also so stressed and burnt out but motivated and determined!?! My life is a fucking paradox

[Lex @livelikelex55]

Cant wait to save money and cancel my @netflix subscription next month since they keep getting rid of all the shows that I love and only coming out with absolute garbage.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

If anyone knows of any brokers I’m looking for a place in Roku city

[Lex @livelikelex55]

I get to move in with my best friend in less than 3 weeks 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[trash jones @jzux]

don’t talk to me til i’ve had my breakfast, my breakfast dessert, my morning snack, my lunch, my lunch dessert, my afternoon snack, my dinner, my dessert, and my bedtime snack

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random and forget about it for 6-60 months.

[Lex @livelikelex55]

Had two long weekends/mini vacations back to back and thought that would really set me straight but nope I’m back at work simply more stressed out than ever 😅

[Lex @livelikelex55]

Allllll of my targeted ads on social media are about cats, Harry Potter, or EDM. In that order. They’ve honestly got me down to a science it’s spook 😳