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[Lizard @lizcookiek]

I always ask someone if I can say hi to their dog before petting, but I let them know with my eyes that ‘no’ is not an acceptable answer

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@oak_luna I placed an order with you hours ago but never received a confirmation email. Can you please help me?

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

Driving the speed limit should be illegal

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@UPS my package says delivered on august 15th yet I haven’t received it. Can you help me with this? tracking number 1Z572F5YA893092498

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@JetBlue is it possible to cancel one ticket online for a reservation made for two tickets? I don’t see the option

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@nealon35 @TJamesND @EHansenND I was wondering the same thing!

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@kmelkhat Video cut off before you could pop an m&m in your mouth

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@kmelkhat Can’t wait to see the finished product! Do you ship? 📫

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@kmelkhat This is literally sign of peak maturity x peak chic. I turn 30 in 7 months but this is #goals

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@kmelkhat I love the level of detail. “W 2 glasses of wine”. Can we see more of her captions ??

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

I wish it was socially acceptable to wear a bath robe to the grocery store

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@latestinspace Am I blind?? Where does it land? I’m so confused

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@kmelkhat Living for these updates. Hope you guys have a great visit!

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

*opens eyes at 7 a.m.*

me: i can't wait to go bed tonight

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

Going to the bathroom with freshly painted nails should be an Olympic sport

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

As do I. The year was 2000 and it was the premiere of the Rugrats go to Paris movie. A simpler time

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@petrills @kmelkhat I am so emotionally invested in this guys visit home.

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@kmelkhat Living for these updates. Thank you for the entertainment -from, a very bored 29 year old currently in Covid quarantine

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

@kmelkhat This woman is literally holding court and I’m here for it. You are so lucky to have such a thoughtful mama!

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

Has anyone else ever gotten in the shower with their glasses still on? Just me? Ok cool

[Lizard @lizcookiek]

. @Airbnb out of their damn minds with these fees. Won’t be booking ever again with y’all